| Jokes: |
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
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Because her/his students were so bright |
| Where do wasps go when they are not feeling well? |
The waspital. |
| What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? |
Spelling. |
| What kind of tree fits in your palm? |
A Palm Tree. |
| Why is it so windy in a sports arena? |
Because of all those fans |
| What do you call cheese that’s not yours? |
NACHO Cheese! |
| Ever Seen a Four eye (i) lizard? |
Liiiizard |
| Why does the milking stool only have 3 legs? |
Because the cow has the udder. |
| What does the penguin eat for supper (dinner)? |
Ice chips. |
| How does a bee go to school? |
On a school buzz |
| What is a cats favorite color? |
Purrrrple. |
| Where do fish keep their money? |
In a river bank. |
| What do you call a bear with no socks on? |
Bare-foot. |
| How do you make an octopus laugh? |
You give him ten tickles. (Tentacles) |
| What do you call a cow that eats your grass? |
A lawn moo-er. |
| Did I tell you the joke about the broken pencil? |
Never mind. It’s pointless |
| What do you call a Dinosaur that’s sleeping? |
A Dino snore |
| Why did the football coach go the bank? |
To get his quarterback |
| Can I tell you a cat joke? |
(Sure.) Just kitten! |
| Riddles: |
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| What has hands and a face, but can't hold anything or smile? |
A clock |
| I am always running, but never get tired or hot. What am I? |
The refrigerator |
| What has one head, one foot and four legs? |
A bed. |
| If you were in a race and paced the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? |
2nd place! |
| What is the center of gravity? |
The letter V! |
| What has a head, tail, is brown and has no legs? |
A penny! |
| What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? |
A hole! |
| Can you spell rotted with two letters? |
DK (decay) |
| How many months have 28 days? |
All of them! |
